RYAN
REYNOLDS
.canada ⚇ 195lbs ⚇ current 4x dad.Ryan holds an impressive résumé across his illustrious career including 15,982 Diaper Changes, 826 Fake Tea Parties Hosted, an undisclosed amount of times Cried in his Closet and 1 Blake Lively..current status : medical specialists are trying to surgically remove my tongue from her heart.
| INTERESTS |
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| lBlake, first and foremost.l Secondly, I enjoy a soothing bubble bath with scented candles and some nice wine to pamper my reoccurring midlife crisis.wrexham afc games . spontaneous gifts, people who are honest, upfront, projectile vomit from how much they hate lying, people who know the meaning of ‘loyalty’, my kids James - Inez - Betty - ??? - and Hugh Jackman. |
| DISLIKES / DNI |
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| lHugh Jackmanl Liars, people who don’t comprehend the meaning of ‘empathy’, obsessive drama, people who don’t buy aviation gin, assholes keyboard warriors, shameless plugs, wearing shorts and hoodies at the same time and Hugh Jackman. |
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